So... how do we feel about pirates?!!? Cool pirates with face tattoos and a stunning command of language and charisma who are, incidentally, posing as an aid worker in order to lure Enterprise out of Federation territory and take over the ship and sell the crew in slavery and exchange Spock for a prisoner in a Vulcan rehabilitation center?!
Because, if you're OK with that, you're going to be *pretty* happy about this episode of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds. It's got everything, folks! Swashbuckling adventure, turnabouts, a phaser shootout on the bridge, a pirate mutiny, star-crossed lovers, AND Spock and Chapel do some HEAVY *kissy-kissy*. 'twas a serene squall, indeed!
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