Episodes

Captain Freeman, Ransom, and Shaxs are called away on an urgent, covert, seed-planting mission, so there will be a visiting captain on board the Cerritos. At first, Mariner is upset by this, but then she discovers it is her old …

This week the Cerritos is locked in a pitched and literal tug-o-war with a ship of Drookmani over some ancient Starfleet wreckage and Captain Freeman is doing her best to resolve the issue without violence. In response, the Drookmani start …

Brad Boimler has a girlfriend! Her name is Barbara Brinson. Try saying that fast. Akie does a bunch this episode and it pretty much broke him. Mariner thinks Brinson is too good to be true and is on a mission …

The Cerritos is hauling an ancient generation ship across space with the USS Merced. The ship has some kind of super biology juice inside of it that turns anything it touches into trees and rocks and water. So, careful, everyone! …

What do you know about "buffer time?" You know, like, the crew of ship says it takes four hours to fix the dilithium mix, but it really on takes two hours? I mean, we *all* kind of know that, right?! …

Ensign Boimler is SUPER excited to be shuttling a Klingon ambassador down to the surface but Mariner crashes the party. She and General K'orin drink too much bloodwine and the ambassador passes out... then he steals the shuttle and goes …

Welcome aboard the USS Cerritos (small hills?!), listeners! Meet ensigns Boimler (nervous goody-two-shoes), Mariner (bad-ass rebel and rule-breaker), Tendi (hyper enthusiastic science officer), and Rutherford (innocent, newly-cybernetic engineer) – our p...

The stage is set, the players are ready, and the Romulans are about to show up and destroy EVERYTHING. So much happens in this season one finale of Picard that it is hard to even summarize it. There's tears and …

The crew of La Sirena arrives in orbit at Soji home planet; they fight Narek; Seven of Nine shows up with a borg cube. Then giant orchids fly up from the planet's surface and knock all three ships out of …

Picard, S1, E8. And they don’t call it “Broken Pieces” for nothing! EVERYBODY is broken in the episode. We learn the tortured, mind-breaking origins of the Zhat Vash (and why they are dead set on destroying all synthetic life) and …

It's Episode 7 of Picard. When last we left off, Picard and Soji basically stepped through a weird energy-window in a Borg Queen's bedroom suite and we headed to a planet called Nepenthe. What's on Nepenthe, you ask? Why, Will …

Things are really heating up on Picard. After the *mysterious* death of Bruce Maddox – the man who could have answered all the questions – Picard et al set a course for Soji and the Artifact, the only thing Bruce …

Another Frakesian masterpiece. This time, big heist energy. Picard et al go to Freecloud, the negotiate with the black market there in order to track down Bruce Maddox. Raffi goes off on her own (mis)adventure for her own reasons. There’s …

Absolute Candor is more than just an episode title – it is a way of life! In this episode, Picard revisits some past mistakes, acquires a new crew member, and considers the effects of his actions. We’ll meet the Qowat …

Picard S1, E3: Three former Starfleet officers, all hounded by the ghosts of their former service, and an expert in artificial life forms walk in to a bar. Well, no, they walk into each other. And Picard tells them it …

Ok. So, Dahj is dead and she may have been Data’s daughter, somehow. But isn’t Data dead? How does he have a daughter now? Synthetics are banned by galactic treaty, so even if they both *were* alive, their existences would …

...And we are BACK! With Picard S1 E1, no less. An ageing, sometimes proud, sometimes sad Jean-Luc struggles with dreams *and* waking life. Though difficult, it has become commonplace. And then a stranger walks into his garden and one last …

Season 3 wrap up! What happened? Who’s captain? What’s the Burn? What’s The Chain? The Mirror Universe?!! Answers abound. Also, Akie and Steph’s favourite moments. A joyous celebration of Star Trek Discovery. And... some theories about Season 4, maybe? (...

SEASON 3 FINALE!! No spoilers. You'll just have to listen ;) AND..... we have a VERY special surprise for you after Quotable moments... DOUG JONES is in the house!!!!

Ok. No biggie. Osyraa stole the Discovery and is headed to Federation HQ; Book and Michael are in hot pursuit. Captain Tilly is in charge of the crew held hostage as Osyraa tries to get her way with the Fed. …

Season 3, Episode 11. This episode begins one ways and end the other. We can’t bear to talk about, but... we will. We will talk about pregnant Kelpiens, planets made of dilithium, and the most jacked-up holodeck episode in Trek …

Season 3, Episode 10. Still in the mirror universe! Thus, *Emperor* Georgiou races against the clock to change the disastrous events that destroyed her empire before. A blood-thirsty Michael is hard to tame; a blood-thirsty Tilly/Killy is up to the …

The episode we’ve all been waiting for: the return of Mr. Glasses. Georgiou is not doing super great. DISCO travels to a strange world to try and help her. Everything is illuminated (jk. Very little is) in this first part …

Season 3, Episode 8: And things are heating up! Finally, we get to see just what Book’s deal is, sort of. We find out what the infamous Emerald Chain is all about, as well. The stories of Book, and Ryn, …